rock

Someone who is incomprehensibly stupid. A more derogatory term for idiot or dumbass.

"Apparently that kid Chris has a 2.0 GPA."

"I'm not surprised, that kid's a fucking rock."

by Mitcherade June 6, 2018

dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.

You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!

by Hippy420Lover53 May 14, 2018

Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp

Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

Roof Rock

A rock that lies on the roof.

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.

by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018

Rock

Rock is a funny guy who you can trust with anyone, yes there are people named rock you out snakes. Rock is someone to go to whenever you feel sad and need a good laugh, there are never awkward moments with him, and he is pretty cute and usually has dimples and a cute gap

Man, I wish I could be like rock, he always makes people laugh

by hElpmum May 24, 2018