When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play

An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.

Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."

by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.

Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!

by #BecomeAPlayerToday March 30, 2021

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

by Diego November 21, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 26, 2003

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

by You will not win today July 22, 2011

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do!

A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!

by CatLADY01720 March 12, 2021