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Chaos Whore

An immensely irrational, over-dramatic and unjustifiably insane woman. More often than not, the mother of your spouse.
A: Baby, OMG your mother is such a chaos whore!

B: Why do you say that?

A: Cuz I swear her main goal in life is to ruin us and to cut my nuts off..

B: Oh NO! Those are MY nuts to cut off, you fuck. Now stop defaming my sweet mother.. its not her fault that the whole world loves to see her weep and is out to get her.. I should castrate you for even thinking that about her!

A: Jesus, Baby.. you are a fucking chaos whore, too.
by Pepperchini February 18, 2009
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disneyland whore

Normally a young female who, on a normal day would be a whore, puts on her sparkling Disney ears, slutty outfit, and struts around a kids themed amusement park looking for dick or attention in general.
Look at that girl shes a Disneyland whore fa sho.
by Castromegood January 28, 2014
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plans whore

someone who feels the need to have a string of plans made with people one after the other, usually on weekends or vacations.
rob: tonight i'm hanging out with alan, then tomorrow i'm going to a concert with kelly, and on sunday i'm going shopping with tom and mary!

me: you're such a plans whore.
by rowanneee March 29, 2009
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whore hag

Male hanger-on of whores, offering subservience, adoration and intellect to gain access to the company of escorting prima donnas who have no soul.
Whore hag is epitomised by an IT geek lacking the personality to gain female friendship other than offering technology know-how. Often mistaken as gay.
by Fiammetta April 23, 2008
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Hug whore

someone who receives several hugs wherever, whenever, and from whomever.
Alex is such a hug whore.
by xnofy April 28, 2010
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ball whore

that fag that always makes all the plays and pretends lk its no big deal
bob: hey did u see last nites game? kobe scored 81 points!!
joe: that ball whore
by ESPNfoo February 13, 2006
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Whore Line

A sentence used in the same way as a fishing line, to reel in whores.
It determines whether the girl you are speaking to, despite appearance or behaviour, is indeed a whore.
Easily distinguishes those you should not be spending time on or with.
"Yeah, I used a whore line to see how whorey she really is."
"And?"
"She's a whore alright, fuck that."
by scentless apprentice January 4, 2010
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