Pain Mountain

The term pain mountain was first coined in 2008 by a young gentleman in Perth, Australia. It's a saying which suggests that the user is in a momentous amount of pain.

Pain Mountain may have been derived from equally ludicrous sayings such as "I'm on(/in) a mountain of pain right now", although who really knows.

It's a turn of phrase that brings with it a sense of patheticness and the use of this phrase is usually accompanied by sever intoxication and desperation.

*Jesse falls over and sprains his ankle*
Jesse: fuck me im on pain mountain!
Confused bystander: steady on old chap!

by Way too much time March 1, 2009

House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.

"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.

by Bobbius August 10, 2006

E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.

John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain

by JasonMraz August 1, 2012

take the pain

when you're eating something, but it's hot/very spicy, and potentially harmful to the person eating it, but it's so good that you eat it anyway, and vanquish said food.

"I grabbed it, and it was hot, but I eat it, and I take the pain!

by dmq888 July 7, 2010

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

T Paining

T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.

Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"

by channel_panel September 29, 2020

Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.

I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2021