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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 5, 2022
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Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.
My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.
by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019
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Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"
by hotdilflover February 14, 2023
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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
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wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
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yejis_.wife._

amazing bestay 🙄‼️
yejis_.wife._ is so cool, (prefered pronouns) is such a good bestay 🙄
by _setareh__ January 13, 2021
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