Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 05, 2020

bloody wiener

A person that sticks their dick in a vigina full of glass and thats where bloody vigina comes in.

Mason likes to suck the dick after the bloody wiener

by Mason is queer March 09, 2018

bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places

Mason sucks bloody wiener

by Mason is queer March 09, 2018

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump May 13, 2018

wienerable

Anyone who a man would have sex with.

Yeah, she's wienerable.

by Wolfie Head January 07, 2016

Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.

“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”

by Swivel mi timbers February 11, 2023

Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024