Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom
Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.
by Petri Baeldish November 05, 2021
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Wear your boots to school

Wear your boots to school every Monday
Mondays are days to (wear your boots to school) and look fly
by SHELUVZAB February 06, 2023
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Gorilla Wear

Noun:
Gorilla Wear is someone who is dedicated to doing what has to be done to achieve their goals.
When one is Gorilla Wear dedicated, it doesn't matter if they are motivated. Instead, they are dedicated to completing their daily task to ensure they reach their end goal(s).
Noun:
The quality of being dedicated or committed to a task or purpose.
"His Gorilla Wear dedication to his duties"

Verb:
Provide (someone) with a reason for doing something.
"He was primarily Gorilla Wear motivated by the desire for honor."
by ForTheMotivated November 23, 2021
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wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.
I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.
by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 06, 2022
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Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 12, 2017
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wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers
Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.
by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008
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