a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.
by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
by Spice Miner August 31, 2013

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?
Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.
Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.
by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.
Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!
Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?
Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...
Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?
Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...
by chillybang July 25, 2018

The addition of harmful chemicals to natural water. Sources of water pollution in the United States include industrial waste, run-off from fields treated with chemical fertilisers, and run-off from areas that have been mined.
source - dictionary.com
source - dictionary.com
by Fred the painter February 26, 2018

Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions.
Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!
Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"
Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"
Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"
Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"
by Sergio Villalobos November 10, 2006
