Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.

"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."

by nothing better to do April 17, 2015

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022

Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!

Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!

by Universal mind March 29, 2017

hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.

We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.

by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015

DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.

Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .

by anonymous April 7, 2022

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

Time Waste

Supernatural SA Town

That podcast supernatural sa town is such a time waste

by Thestupidpodcaster December 14, 2021