wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.

Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."

by Rob E. November 02, 2006

pancho wang

A Mexican American or Hispanic American who is unable to replicate a stereotypical Mexican accent and instead replicates a stereotypical Asian accent. A complete Coconut.

Look. Pancho Wang just tried to say salchicha in Mandarin.

by David Cabrini August 29, 2007

wang baller

Pronunciation: 'wang-bôlûr
Noun.

A Wendy's employee.

"That bitch forgot my Frosty again! She is such a wang baller!!"

by hi lex January 04, 2006

wing wang

the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch

come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.

by jojoman112 June 17, 2004

wang

Wankers cramp. The result of a BOY jacking off too much. Evident in someone wearing a cast or similar dressing.

Alistair, you look like you had fun last night...*wang*

by Leslee January 12, 2004

wang

A little chinese man standing about 5'2" in height..who stands around all day waiting for you to command him what to do. His favorite past time? Cooking you fook.

"I want my fucking chicken wings, wang!"
"THE FUCKING WANG DID IT, NOT ME!"

by Cawk n Bawls. May 05, 2003