HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 6, 2009

unicorn horn

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.

You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.

by stevie the hero January 7, 2014

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed

I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

unicorn chaser

Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.

After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.

by ksadya June 6, 2007

unicorn

A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.

"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."

by professor guapo March 18, 2009

Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight

Unicorn chair

by Firecatmew September 7, 2021