Touchfest

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

by FredoAl May 9, 2018

Touch The Fluff

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.

Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.

Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?

by heyalexa November 22, 2019

Touch some glass

The opposite of touch some grass. It is because touchscreens are glass

I love being outside.

Bro touch some glass

by Gfshusbandforever November 24, 2021

touch earth

To break one’s ankles so bad he touches the ground with to catch himself before he fails

I made him touch earth when we were hoopin

by lil_demi January 26, 2022

Touching the back of your tongue

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

Touch a M

A term invented by Yeat.
1. To make one million dollars.
2. To touch a minor inappropriately.

Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.

by patdadragonmasta72 August 25, 2022

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023