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Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
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Walrus

White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.

HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!

So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022
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Barnie the Walrus

by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020
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Walrus

A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.
"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"
by Melbournetram August 25, 2021
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I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?
They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.
by SockDuck May 28, 2022
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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.
Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!
by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010
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