dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Nemo Tanking

Replacing the tip of the penis with the head of a clown fish and ejaculating through the mouth

Where's Joe?
He's in his room, his clown fish died so he's just doing some Nemo tanking.

by BigD ken July 18, 2014

Bust a Tank

To perform an act of masturbation.

I want to bust a tank to Gina's photo.

by Doug Nature March 23, 2008

Dank Tank

a name for a 1970s Buick Roadmaster with fake wood side panels, ususally in really shitty condition; the seats are very comfy with a couch-like setup in the middle seat row.

Steve : "Bro, look at that, there goes the Dank Tank."
Enrique : "Holy ass! That thing is dank!"

by McSackdrop August 25, 2010

Dank Tank

A large garbage can that has had the bottom modified to be able to hold a large bowl of atleast an ounce of weed.

You then place the upside down garbage can on top of a swimming pool. while someone holds it stable. someone else swims underneath the trash can and breaths pure refreshing ganja.

This is called a dank tank.

Dude, come over tonight and we'll blaze up the Dank Tank in my pool.

by captainBDChammer April 16, 2011

Tom Tanking

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!

by J1000 April 07, 2011

Drunk Tank

1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.

1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010