cop a buff

1.To get head
2.Get your dicked sucked
3.Put your cock in a girls mouth and deep throat the shit out of her

After i cop a buff from a dominican bitch i jizzed in her eye

by Dillon Sedagatpour June 11, 2006

"cop clot"

When you are driving and you encounter a police vehicle cruising slowly, under the speed limit, and no one has the guts to pass him/her -- thus everyone slows down, won't go ahead, and a "clot" of cars is created by the cop.

"I was driving home today but got caught up in a "cop clot" that slowed me down."

by AGDrew September 29, 2008

cop cakes

Doughnuts

them policemen sure like those Cop Cakes

by kidders1 June 8, 2014

cop a square

To procure a hit of blotter acid. Like bumming a smoke, but with LSD.

Wow, that looks like some heavy duty. Can I cop a square?

by ricky15f May 6, 2008

copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

Cop biscuit

When you get railed in the ass by a cop while hitting mach 7 in the police cruiser.

I got pulled over for failing to signal. Instead of a ticket, the Officer gave me a cop biscuit!

by Saskatchewan Steve June 19, 2017

Funky Cops

The men who are born to disco and dance the night away, they will lock you up for life if you touch their hair, with their style of fighting they dont need no gun

Dick kawolski and Ace Anderson are the funky cops, dont fuck with them for dick will shoot you with his retarted gun and ace will be a cool black guy to you!

by FUNKY COPS FUNKY ROX! June 6, 2010