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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

Ticket

Another word for persciption pills
did you go get your tickets today?
by JimBeam1984 January 28, 2009
mugGet the Ticketmug.

Galleta Ticket Booth

When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button
Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.
by Andrew the cool dude November 3, 2025
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Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.
If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.
by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
mugGet the Speeding ticketmug.

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