putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022
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To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!
by urban1983 December 08, 2010
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Fuckin' up the ass. You know, that thing you do to the world of rear exit.
by Scooter Easy October 03, 2005
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Jumping through my ass

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.
by Buckeye Unicorn April 19, 2018
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putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.
That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.
by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 10, 2006
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Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.
"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."
by MDix September 06, 2011
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