thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

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e-thirsty

An adjective that decribes an individual who finds the need to e-date.

ToxicJolt is e-thirsty.

by BgoneThot December 22, 2017

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Thirsty

Someone who is worst off than you are, who steals your shit.

damn if he stole it he can have it he must be broke and thirsty

by Eyeloveu March 23, 2023

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Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lies on top of his car, with his penis poking through the sunroof so his partner can suck him like a thirsty Hamster drinking from a bottle

I was laying on top of my car and my girlfriend sucked me off through the sunroof like a thirsty hamster

by FFFFFFUUUUUUBITCH February 28, 2024

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Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

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