astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.

Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!

by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night

I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.

by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010

Lo Traveling the Universe

Lo Traveling the Universe; Created by Starmo in either late 2022 or early 2023.
Is a magical girl web series following the characters of: Lo/Alora, Eislyn, Maho, and Yumeka.

Starmo has made several Lo Traveling the Universe "comics".

by Catepiteler March 15, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state

Get that travel dirt off of you

by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018

Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.

Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.

by Darte July 1, 2016