Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019

Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

Cookie Mouse

Someone who asks for more than what was already given to them

In the movie School of Rock, Jack Black’s character, Dewey Finn, was a cookie mouse because he mooched off his roommate, Ned for free rent

by MinDATucker March 22, 2022

Mouse wrangling

When 2 ovulating females facing face to face and have tethered each others vaginally inserted tampon strings together, then slowly back away from one another causing one or both tampons to slip out , can be done for duelling or artistic purposes

Annabell and Paige are out the back mouse wrangling I wonder who will win?

by Rex hunt March 9, 2023

Clicking the mouse

Repetitive mundane action with no seemingly worthwhile end result or a job that is lowly, boring, thankless or done on autopilot with one's eyes closed figuratively.

Rather than respected or appreciated for their knowledge, David and Hugo were relegated to the night shift clicking the mouse for 12 hours.

by Milsekr March 28, 2022

mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 10, 2017