Mount Vernon Ohio

Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about

Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave

by the.tinkle.of.contagion October 19, 2022

Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

by SovietStarlight97 January 29, 2021

Mount Holly Springs

A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle

Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere

Yeah basically

by Kiakhalifa69 May 6, 2021

Mount De Sales

Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.

Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-

by ISMELLSIN March 9, 2022

The Mount-Chillad Incident

The Mount-Chillad Incident on August 4, 2021 on the fictional mountain in Grand Theft Auto V. Nick Mullin, the person involved with this incident was fighting with two other people one of them his brother. Nick was a little bit angry about what was happening. Nick said, "That's it!" then he got up from his chair grabbed a knife from the kitchen then went to his brother's room with said knife. Nick said, "Get away from me!" then his mother walked into the room and said, "Nicholas, put the knife down". Nick stormed into his room locked his door and started crying, he said multiple things. Some of those things were, "I don't even wanna live anymore" and "For years and you've did nothing! Control your son!".

"Remember The Mount-Chillad Incident?"
"Yeah dude that was crazy!"

by blonmusk March 4, 2023

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

reverse mount rushmore

Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock

Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?

by redexplosion March 21, 2009