shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

by Hammy the Fisk May 27, 2008

over load

When you blow your load to many times in one day..

I tried to blow my load for the 7th time today but i over loaded my balls.

by Bretski April 11, 2007

wack load

a whole lot of something, also could refer to a penile discharge

VLC comes with a wack load of codecs.

by Bjørn March 23, 2005

Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 25, 2021

rat load

a massive amount of

he had a rat load of beers in his fridge

by Comptonlads April 01, 2018

magnum load

To ejaculate whilst having sex, thus depositing a large amount of sperm inside a woman, anus or vagina.

Perry: "How was last night with that bird?"
Terry: "Nice, I magnum loaded her snatch!"

by TehLulzTrain February 17, 2014

Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

by Grant Hansen July 02, 2018