more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid

"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"

by Terranovator December 28, 2022

attention issues

attention issues is someone who leaves the person in a room by themselves and wants to go with you and be all over you.

please don’t leave me i have attention issues. i will cry if you leave me

by javior November 23, 2023

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

Skill issue

When a player is very bad and can not get guder

Person 1: that kid is so bad he definitely has a skill issue

Person 2: I know right

by IInixxII July 10, 2022

skill issue

what bozo 10 year olds say to each other for every little thing.

chris:skill issue!
jeremy:SHUT THE FUC-

by 🐸LORD GARRY🐸 September 8, 2023

the vecna issue

"Vecna" is a character from DND popularized by Stranger Things Season 4. The Vecna Issue is when a mysterious form of media is given context, and isn't as mysterious anymore. Other examples would be giving "levels" to the Backrooms and adding random monsters into it as well.

1: Some people don't understand that fear of the unknown is the scariest type of fear.

2: Yeah, I didn't need to know Vecna created the Mind Flayer, now it's just kind of boring.

3: Yeah, I'd call that the Vecna Issue. When you add context to something that has none, making it way less scary.

1&2: I agree.

by toadestool August 25, 2022