Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
by James October 31, 2003
Get the mother in lawmug. I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.
by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. 
Law of Attraction
The Law of Attraction is a New Age belief based on the concept that "like attracts like" and that by focusing on positive thoughts, such as affirming to yourself that you will win a million dollars, your thoughts and affirmations will subsequently manifest themselves by granting you the one million dollars. Your thoughts are similar to magnets. Positive thoughts will attract positive outcomes and vice versa for negative thoughts.
Regardless of the absurdities of such a hypothesis, optimism, in contrast to the Law of Attraction, has been empirically proven to enhance mental health and well-being. But repeating mantras to yourself and demanding that a higher power succumb to your wishes will not grant you instant wealth, fame or complete VIP access to the Playboy Mansion.
According to numerous books written on the subject, in order for the Law of Attraction to work, you must do the following:
1. ASK for what you want
2. BELIEVE (with complete sincerity) that you already have what you want
3. RECEIVE it and be grateful that your request was granted
The Universe or God (or whomever you pray to) will grant your wish if you truly believe, with all your heart, that you already have what you desire (believe until your brain falls out). Being grateful and thinking positive will increase the likelihood that your wish will be granted.
The Law of Attraction is a New Age belief based on the concept that "like attracts like" and that by focusing on positive thoughts, such as affirming to yourself that you will win a million dollars, your thoughts and affirmations will subsequently manifest themselves by granting you the one million dollars. Your thoughts are similar to magnets. Positive thoughts will attract positive outcomes and vice versa for negative thoughts.
Regardless of the absurdities of such a hypothesis, optimism, in contrast to the Law of Attraction, has been empirically proven to enhance mental health and well-being. But repeating mantras to yourself and demanding that a higher power succumb to your wishes will not grant you instant wealth, fame or complete VIP access to the Playboy Mansion.
According to numerous books written on the subject, in order for the Law of Attraction to work, you must do the following:
1. ASK for what you want
2. BELIEVE (with complete sincerity) that you already have what you want
3. RECEIVE it and be grateful that your request was granted
The Universe or God (or whomever you pray to) will grant your wish if you truly believe, with all your heart, that you already have what you desire (believe until your brain falls out). Being grateful and thinking positive will increase the likelihood that your wish will be granted.
The Best-selling book entitled "The Secret" is about the Law of Attraction. The Law of Attraction is also the main subject in a book called "The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Law of Attraction", by Diane Ahlquist.
by Ghostwriter777 June 12, 2013
Get the Law of Attractionmug. There are no women on the internet.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a Police officer.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a Police officer.
"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominics Law
by xvjfxvzf February 12, 2009
Get the Dominics Lawmug. You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out.
You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out. - was stated by the bird law master
by keys takes it deep December 6, 2009
Get the Bird Lawmug. 1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
Get the The Laws of Hipsterismmug.