crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 November 10, 2008
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Crap cutter

"Nice crap cutter!" I yelled as the big bootie hoe walked across the street
by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
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crap app

An mobile app you only play while taking a dump.
Stanislaw was on the shitter for two hours playing Draw Something. It's a total crap app.
by levine2112 April 29, 2012
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take crap

if someone behaves in an unpleasant or unfair way towards you and it affects you you take crap from it
1:You've done nothing for the last year, just wearing a hole on your pants in fron of the computer, you such a douche!
2: You may say whatever you want, Im not gonna take crap from all that and just walk away.
by Alex Lip May 19, 2009
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piece of crap

Same as "you piece of shit you!"
by Frank S December 28, 2005
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crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006
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