A crackhead is one who doesn't know how to function in society. It's also someone who has a brain, but chooses not to use it. They are also failures, and have no purpose other than to be a useless noodle.
- That girl MIKAYLA is a straight crackhead , and it's probably why nobody deals with her.
~Right like who jumps on people's necks anymore.
~Right like who jumps on people's necks anymore.
by Itsmethefailure August 10, 2019
Get the Crackheadmug. vsco girl: (does anything)
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg
vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg
vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk
by sdlfifbsupinaev dfakghbarpA October 12, 2019
Get the crackheadmug. A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in
by Dababyballs February 15, 2023
Get the Roblox Crackheadmug. A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nickmug. Some retard addicted to fucking crack cocaine or just somebody who is fucked up in the head or weird/hyper
This nigga is a fucking crackhead
by Puss Efart June 12, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. A racialized term that you probably shouldn’t use if you’re white. You’re not a crackhead Stephanie, you just have adhd.
by Rippingass May 20, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. Three people named Quin, Zoe, and Emma... and they were ROOMMATES! Some nicknames they had for each other were Grandpa/Papa, Super Slut, and Big Bitch. They would always do crazy things which others did not understand the reason for. This led them to believe crack was coming out of the vents, leading to a full time career of being a crackhead.
by 123456em April 15, 2020
Get the Crackheadsmug.