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Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.
by emogurl721 August 4, 2011
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.
Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
by Boiga6 July 23, 2022
mugGet the its the thought that countsmug.

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
mugGet the Close only counts in grenadesmug.

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