barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.

"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"

by Rakeboi May 1, 2024

Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.

wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)

by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022

Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021

bark

mommy

bark

by biggymen January 3, 2022