Vegan Steve

A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.

Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches

by Ken the Penguin May 27, 2017

Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Verge-Vegan

A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.

Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.

Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."

by TwistyGurl April 22, 2020

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015

vegan peagan

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.

Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.

by MJ7936 June 3, 2019