Pesco-Vegan

Pesco-vegan diets formed by borrowing aspects of pescetarian/pesco-vegetarian & vegan diets.

PescoVegans ARE NOT vegan/vegetarian. By definition, a pesco-vegan qualifies as a pescetarian since they I incorporate seafood (fish &/or shellfish) into their diet sometimes AND choose to abstain from meat consumption (ie; mammals/red meat, other tetrapods/white meat & body tissue of other land animals)

Pesco-vegan diets forbid animal byproducts (ex: eggs & dairy); making it similar to seagan diets & the terms are sometimes interchanged. Pesco-vegans/Seagans often supplement their diets w/ seafood for motives of nutrition, medical issues, healthspan/lifespan longevity & wellbeing

Terminology Names:

Vegetarian = Portmanteau of “Vegetation” & “agrarian”. References vegetarians mainly eat vegetation

Vegan = Formed by narrowing “vegetarian” to only include the beginning & end. Name pattern might reference that options for vegans are narrower than it is for most vegetarians.

Pescetarian = Portmanteau of “pesce” (fish) & “vegetarian.” Name pattern references fish-inclusion (finnedfish &/or shellfish) in an otherwise vegetarian diet.

Pesco-vegan = Formed by affixing “pesco-” (pesco-vegetarian) to “vegan”. Name references it’s pescetarianism but more restrictive in that animal byproducts are eschewed

Seagan = Portmanteau of “Seafood” & “Vegan”. Similar to pesco-vegan or a form of pescovegan
Gen Zer: “None of my offspring, nieces, nephews, cousin’s kids eat meat anymore. They’re hard to cook holiday meals for because they all have different diets & preferences”

Boomer: “Well, I can’t even keep up with all these meatless diets that millennials and zoomers think are so great.”

Gen Zer: “It’s not too complicated. All meat abstainers are either vegetarian or pescetarian…”

Boomer: “That’s it?”

Gen Zer: “Not quite… CLASSIC-vegetarians don’t eat animals but do eat animal byproducts like eggs & dairy. LACTO-Vegetarians are similar but permit dairy & omit eggs. OVO-Vegetarians are similar but permit eggs & omit dairy. VEGAN-vegetarians won’t eat/use any animal sourced foods or products. CLASSIC-Pescetarians eat seafood sometimes but otherwise follow a classic-vegetarian diet. LACTO-Pescetarians permit dairy, not eggs. OVO-Pescetarians (incl: Pescans) permit eggs, not dairy. PESCO-VEGANS / SEAGAN-Pescetarians usually eat vegan but supplement their diet with seafood sometimes. HOPE THAT CLEARED THINGS UP!”

Boomer: “Clear as mud, thanks”
by IbreathAir October 24, 2022
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Verge-Vegan

A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.

Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.
Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."
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Spiritual Vegan

Someone who isn’t a vegan but they act like one and reeks the vegan essence
Eloise is a spiritual vegan she eats meat but her instagram is full of pictures of trees!
by Thinkthink December 29, 2019
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Forgetful vegan

Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..
The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis
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Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s henseggs.
Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸
by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 02, 2020
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Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden
by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018
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verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan
He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan
by TheVeganEdge December 08, 2020
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