Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid
by Brain reaper May 09, 2021
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Minecraft Villagers

Jews...
"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"
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Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County
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Gluten Village

Gluten Village is a similar term as Flavor Town except this term is used whenever you eat a gluten based product with some other ingredients in it (for example mayo, cheese, ham, salami, mustard, ketchup, butter, onion, ect.) and all you can taste is the gluten product.
Bro#1: bro, this sandwich is so bad, all I can taste is the bread.
Bro#2: aw shit dude, that's a total Gluten Village.
Bro#1: aw man, I came here to visit the Flavor Town, and all I got was the Gluten Village.
by MarkusCancerful June 17, 2020
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Gluten Village

Gluten Village is a similar term as Flavor Town but it's used whenever you eat something gluten based with ingredients in it (like for example, cheese, salami, ham, mayo, butter, ect.) and all you can taste is the bread.
Bro#1: Bro this sandwich is so fucking bad, all I can taste is the bread.
Bro#2: oh shit man, that's a total Gluten Village.
Bro#1: aw man, I came here to visit the Flavor Town, but instead I got Gluten Village!
by MarkusCancerful June 17, 2020
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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The Villages Charter School

A nice school that gets all the government funding it need and puts it into all the wrong shit like spin you chairs instead of learning. Known for a shooting threat. Got a window shattered by a rock. And fights almost once a week. We love it here
You go to the villages charter school?”
“yeah”
fucking loser
by yourptamom September 08, 2021
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