rusty trumpet

when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

by dvus August 08, 2003

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trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria March 23, 2006

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The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 06, 2005

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While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 30, 2009

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Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 14, 2008

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1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour

by nutzdog March 14, 2007

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Bruh, you always posting Donald Trump crap on your Facebook. You a trumpet boy.

by TheBadassKing April 07, 2016

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