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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
mugGet the pat scratchmug.

A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"
by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023
mugGet the A gentleman's scratchmug.

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
mugGet the go scratch yourselfmug.

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Illinois scratch and sniffmug.

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
mugGet the Scratching Postmug.

Scratch

Scratch is a coding website aimed for children 8 - 16 years old. It consists of drag and drop blocks that offer a lot of possibilities. The site is used to post games, animations, drawings, and more.
Person 1: AAA SCRATCH 3.0 JUST WIPED OUT HALF OF THE COMMUNITY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS!!!
Person 2: new account who dis?
by The7Guy July 24, 2020
mugGet the Scratchmug.

Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
mugGet the Bitch Scratchmug.

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