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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
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Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019
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One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.
Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022
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Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022
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second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011
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Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
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second nut

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels
by nutboy21 November 18, 2020
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