Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.

"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."

by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009

second layering

The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.

Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.

by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017

jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020

Silver Second

A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND October 13, 2011