Croix-Rage

To absolutely lose your shit because of the ineffectiveness of a technology, system, or institution.

Please don't tell him the convoluted method they use to decide where to seat their customers. He'll Croix-Rage for sure.

by indaloendro March 2, 2021

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

android rage

The rage you get after after finding out that a certain app is iOS only.

I threw my Galaxy against the wall in a fit of android rage.

by mehdontdoit May 4, 2017

rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.

*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*

by Kodaichi March 23, 2011

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

raging poker

When a poop is slowly starting to poke out and is one that is very satisfying that you tear up.

I just dropped a raging poker

by El cochi loco February 22, 2018

raging fists

The act of having more than one fist inserted into the anus at a time.When penetration has taken place, they are then thrusted around as violently as possible to cause extreme discomfort -or pleasure.

Ben; Why are you walking like that?
Mike; ....36 Raging fists again.....
Ben; Oh right, yeah.......

by Kav and D-unit November 4, 2007