Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.

I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.

by Oxford Commanist November 23, 2010

Pork Beef

In South Africa well prepared meat that taste good is refereed as pork beef. Mostly used by individuals that can’t differentiate between the taste of beef and pork.

The pork beef we had last night was perfect with pap.

by Mosalah11 June 30, 2020

Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008