To engage in a wildly unhinged hookup that spirals into a chaotic, overindulgent mess of enthusiasm, bad decisions, and “we’ve gone too far to stop now” energy—usually involving excessive everything and ending with both people staring at the aftermath in silence, questioning their life choices.
"painting the platypus" A hook up that takes years of therapy to resolve
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
“Why do you look like you need a shower, a nap, and therapy?”
“…I painted the platypus.”
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Get the Painted trim in the new bedroom mug.Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
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Get the Paying to paint the fish mug.A person on UrbanDictionary who, unfortunately, has anger and hatred issues towards ICAns and Xavierians of San Juan.
Whatever his problem is, we ICA/XS students will never know.
Our guess? He/she is bitter because a ICAns or Xaverians turned him/her down, possibly more than once, in his/her life.
Whatever his problem is, we ICA/XS students will never know.
Our guess? He/she is bitter because a ICAns or Xaverians turned him/her down, possibly more than once, in his/her life.
ThePainfulTruth as a GUY -
ThePainfulTruth: Hey, Sarah (ICAn). I love you, and if you said you love me back, it'd mean the world.
Sarah: No thanks. :D
TPT: FUCK ICANS. I HATE THEIR GUTS.
OOOOH, burn. *Jaw drops*
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ThePainfulTruth as a GIRL -
ThePainfulTruth: Josh, honestly, do you like me?
Josh: Sorry. Taken na.
TPT: DAMN. *Cries eyes out*
GOODGAWD, REJECTION. *Gasp*
ThePainfulTruth: Hey, Sarah (ICAn). I love you, and if you said you love me back, it'd mean the world.
Sarah: No thanks. :D
TPT: FUCK ICANS. I HATE THEIR GUTS.
OOOOH, burn. *Jaw drops*
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ThePainfulTruth as a GIRL -
ThePainfulTruth: Josh, honestly, do you like me?
Josh: Sorry. Taken na.
TPT: DAMN. *Cries eyes out*
GOODGAWD, REJECTION. *Gasp*
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