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Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.
Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer
by Olli88 January 29, 2022
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twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
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Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.
If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!
by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025
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Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️
Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops
by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019
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black plants

black plants are mainly foliage plants -basically the term 'black plants' is used to denote anything but green. It's an umbrella term for dark plants and does include near black flowers. Description taken from the International Black Plant Society and the book "Black Magic and Purple Passion".
"black Plants" such as black taro
by Black Plant Lady July 21, 2009
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