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OSI Model

PDNTSPA or The OSI Model.

Physical
Datalink
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application

The 7 Networking Layers.

Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson
How to remind this OSI Model? Try to remind some of the following sentences:
Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

Or In Reverse
American Pussy Seems To Need Deeper Penetration
All Porn Seems To Need Double Penetration
by HazeFace October 9, 2018
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Pule Model

Person from Zagon, Slovenia who goes to Pule
by Marjan Simke Jordan October 27, 2021
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We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.
A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."
by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025
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alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.
"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."
by Potassium June 21, 2005
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Ethical model

A person who not only encourages others to respect their own bodies and to love themselves by sharing their stories or using their platforms, but also consciously models for ethical fashion brands that help people, the environment, and animals.
My mission as an ethical model is to support the worldwide ethical fashion movement and women empowerment.
by Kiko H June 27, 2019
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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
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roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.
Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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