The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.
by awfulstuff March 8, 2024
Get the Floppy boymug. by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022
Get the mash a floppymug. An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.
by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024
Get the floppy hattermug. by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
Get the Floppy Johnsmug. by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023
Get the Floppy Pillowmug. When you have finished making the sex, and are still slapping your limp penis around her genital area.
"I had to give Brittany a floppy for like 10 min, just to finish her off, I'm a sprint runner, not a distance runner"
by Lumberjack jenson April 20, 2017
Get the Floppymug. I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017
Get the floppy dick unicornmug.