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peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015
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Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning
Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.
by Empty_map_4447 January 10, 2023
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Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.
I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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Fairy dog

A tiny dog with wings that actually make them FLY. To create a fairy dog, get a piece of paper, write the dog's name, gender, age and breed and send it into the sky out if the window. Idk about you, but I believe in this stuff :/
Me: I just saw a fairy dog!
My friend: Oh yeah! I see it too!
Fairy dog: Weeeee!
by FairyDogs20 July 9, 2016
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hashtag fairy

A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.
Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.
by dayvurd January 9, 2015
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fairy woman

1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.

2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.

1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.

Cedric: Her kisses are magical.

Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.

2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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Gamer fairy

A seven year old bitch who thinks she’s a fairy lived off of tok tok
by Iszy a peep May 6, 2020
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