Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 20, 2011

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closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 05, 2017

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Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

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glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 25, 2023

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Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

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