When you go to a school over the weekend and take one of the bikes left there and completely fuck it up. Ecspecially if you knock the wheel and handlebars off.
by WastedYouth May 18, 2003
Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!
by jezzy666 October 14, 2007
by Bomni February 09, 2005
Often classified as one who is in a CULT with other bike vegans. Most Bike Vegans are hairy, have braided hair, and are always reaking of a foul stench such as Body Odor, Bad Vegan Food, and nasty breath. They often do not shower as well. Also they are known for riding in lanes in the city streets often found aruging with drivers because they feel they own the road. Most of them are also democrats and all have the same political views. It is easily confusing to mistake one Bike Vegan with the other as they are members of a homogenious cult. Mostly seen on elevators in the city of office buildings with their annoying knapsack strapped around them, their sweaty hair and sweaty clothes giving off a horrible foul stench.
Bike Vegan
by Stuey G October 02, 2009
A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.
Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.
Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.
Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.
by C MART October 05, 2005
As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."
by PedalPusher July 02, 2006
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.
Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"
- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon February 05, 2006