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thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL
why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.
by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020
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by Stevan January 10, 2020
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a purple crasin with a snip snap 50% off coupon glove.
Thanos is a boomer
by sir stupidity January 12, 2020
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He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.
"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."
by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020
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single dad tries to solve world with his rock collection
Thanos: "Should've gone for the head"
by cowboyjim February 7, 2020
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A big grape that claims to be melted into loot lake in fortnite. It's is also claimed that he snapped and eliminated bhaldnthe universe. He's is most notably known as a big grape.
I love the eat Thanos.
by Ifyoumay February 14, 2020
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A purple raisin floating in space with a sparkly oven mit and a rock collection
Thanos is coming for these Jems boi!!!
by Hsjcbsjisnf March 3, 2020
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