by Minucci April 13, 2005

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.
by Autistic_potat0 May 10, 2018

by NeverReadyProduction January 3, 2010

when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
by latinojodido July 7, 2017

Go to field, find a horse, put the horse cock in flaccid and proceed to feed the horse viagra while it’s inside you.
by ColonCumBusters May 29, 2018

When a person is so fed up of playing a long game of Monopoly they try and lose all their money as soon as possible so they can get out.
In the fourth hour of an intense Monopoly game, Nora decided to try and land on Boardwalk with a hotel so she could commit Monopoly suicide and be free.
by monopolyqueen April 26, 2011
