weenie suck

Meredith gave chief a weenie suck back in high school
by Reg C January 21, 2008
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suck a toe

When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.
Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!
by BIG MAN 24 November 15, 2016
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yankees suck

the yankees suck my dick
by nigga bruce October 17, 2004
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self sucking

The art of bending in odd ways to suck your own penis
Oh man Mark is flexible, he hasn't ever done it so he sucks his own cock
by Horny Man August 26, 2003
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suck a butt

An insult that means precisely what the phrase implies, that the recipient should find a butt, and suck it.
The pronunciation is slower than one normally speaks, with emphasis on 'butt'.
Me: What up Dan?
Dan: Suck a BUTT.

Me: Nick Cannon so fly, he go school shopping and he buy three school.
Dan: Suck a BUTT.
by Thund3r May 03, 2006
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shit sucks

Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."
I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.

I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.

My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.

I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.
by Kyothine June 09, 2009
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suck at everything

The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.
Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.
by nion January 17, 2005
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