Sperm Bibs

A womans breasts

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs

by February 16, 2022

The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 02, 2013

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 01, 2012

Back-sperm

Back-sperm is the last place finisher of the sperm race.

Fucking hell, if you're the winner, I dread to think what your back-sperm is like!

by Joshdex March 19, 2017

sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

by gaz999 September 13, 2016

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 17, 2010