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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Solid Mouth

Person who has a mouth that allows them to give good head.
Damn Flo you have a solid mouth.
by French Dilf May 11, 2012
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solid

A state of matter that has compacted particles that don't flow, they vibrate slightly. Solids don't take the shape of its container and have a fixed shape and volume.
"An example of a solid is a desk", said the science teacher.
by JJenni March 15, 2018
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solid americano

It is As American as you can get
Tommy Baker is such a solid americano name!!
by 420 kween May 13, 2018
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Solid 1

Cor boys look at the absolute solid 1 over there
by Bobbyj77 March 16, 2016
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Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.
by da real pair June 19, 2020
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solid

by HunkyBeat February 19, 2022
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