pussy sober

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober

Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.

Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…

by Beet girl May 30, 2024

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016