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blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
by sneeeze March 5, 2019
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the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.
Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!
by furrrrrry November 20, 2010
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sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019
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Venom Sneeze

The sneeze
“What y’alll doing?” the famous phrase of Mr. Sneeze; Venom Sneeze being alternate pronunciation and spelling of his proper name
by SquidGarnt July 31, 2024
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Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.
I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.
by KnightOnion December 18, 2020
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fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 1, 2015
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Ukrainian Butt Sneeze

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
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