Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Papper Bag Situation

A “Paper Bag Situation” is a crude, colloquial expression describing a scenario in which one partner is perceived as so physically unattractive by the other that a paper bag is placed over their head during intimacy, ostensibly to make the encounter more tolerable. The phrase is generally used in a derogatory or humorous context and reflects more on the speaker’s insensitivity than on the person being described.

Man that girl is a Papper Bag Situation

by Jamalindeed February 19, 2026

dire situation

a ship you made up that no one cares about and its not even good yet it plagues your every thought

who up thinking about their dire situation who never even spoke to each other in canon

by vriskagamblingaddiction February 22, 2026

monitor the situation

To scroll Twitter/X and other news sites to see what’s going on with a developing news story.

“Dude we kidnapped Maduro in the middle of the night, time to go on Twitter/X and monitor the situation for a few hours to see what happens next.”

by Bruce Robbie February 22, 2026